Too high to fly yet lower than the ocean floor

28yr old man with a pretty boring life. You're likely to find anything from Adventure Time to how I deal with my depression to a bunch of porn to social equality. Sometimes my post might contradict one another too but honestly I just don't give a fuck .NSFW sometimes, probably more likely than not. sometimes i think i might be a sex addict but then i remember that i don't actually have sex often but when I do in my dreams, I'm the motherfucking man. Long story short this is where i come to relax my mind and release my inner demons that I think no one else can understand. Try not to judge me...or go ahead and judge away if you want, i honestly don't give a fuck to be honest.

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boyish-ly-deactivated20211022:
making friends on tumblr is all about liking each other’s horny posts while you’re having a deep conversation about trauma
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merhabi-blog:
suburbanjustice:
cerastes:
Love love love the casual use of “by allah” as a damage multiplier
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
nya-kin:
“Those people who can “talk to the dead”
(via thebootydiaries)
therukurals:
Look at how I bodied that, ate it up and gave it back
(via spicy-vagina-tacos)
hallandoates1970topresent:
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thepunkprophet:
Pro tip: If a guy tells you he isn’t very political, he is conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
dicaeopolis:
dicaeopolis:
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
a small rhythmic motion: is happening
us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
hatelicks:
Casually jerking off with your girl and then stopping right before you cum to slide it in her and put the whole load where it belongs
(via lovely-thighs)
bumpintheroad:
do you daydream about a domestic homelife with me yes or no
(via for-my-daydreams)
just-shower-thoughts:
Awkward kids find adults easier to interact with because adults are more polite and tolerant as opposed to other kids.
(via curvy-caro)
the-macra:
transfetts:
they blew up a death star. so much for the tolerant left.
text RESIST to #66 to let Skeevy Sheevy know we DONT support his #DebtStar!
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
dark-soul9:
my energy will always match yours, so if my energy is off, check yours
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essenceevocation:
Art by Jenny Richardson
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